There are a series of traditional volleyball sayings that have been
around for years.
Quotes like:
Bump up the Jam
Love at First Spike
Big Hits, Little Shorts (what???, what does that even mean?)
Shank you very much
Kiss my Ace
If you want a soft serve, go to Dairy Queen
You just got served!
These have been used and overused in chants and cheers in club
tournaments and matches across the country for years.
To tell you the truth I was a little tired of always reading the same ones
over and over again.
Many of these quotes show up time after time on Pinterest boards, Tumblr
blogs, Twitter posts or Instagram pictures, in addition to other
volleyball sites who's authors dedicate a page or so of information
about these rhymes, that have become quite popular on Facebook or
even printed on t shirts.
Since we all know about these, I decided to come up with my own
original volleyball sayings printed to wear on my line of volleyball
tshirts.
My line is called Volley.Brag.Swag and the brag statements are made
up of volleyball sayings, volleyball slogans and original
volleyball quotes based on what a player specializing in a
particular court position might want to brag about if they could use
their outside voice.
VolleyBragSwag volleyball sayings express the ups and downs the joys
the sad moments that players live through.
VolleyBragSwag sayings celebrate the libero volleyball position.
You just let the sayings and slogans on our Volley.Brag.Swag
volleyball tshirts do the talking for you!
My volleyball sayings give players, coaches, enthusiasts, fans
and tshirt lovers and collectors a chance to brag about their
You know you're an MVP but no one else seems to know that yet, so
now you can be sure they get your message ...without saying a word.
If you think you are you the best setter on your high school team,
Well all those players who raised their hands just consider all those
times you wanted to tell your friends that you had the best setting
hands on the team, but were afraid to hear their laughter.
Well I think I created a way for you to get your message across,
without looking foolish or having to say anything.
Buy the tshirt that has the volleyball slogan on it that tells the world
exactly how good a player you are, and wear it to your next practice
and I'm sure you'll get your message seen and understood by coaches,
family, friends and teammates.
If you think you're the best hitter on your club team and
unfortunately everyone else just doesn't know that yet, now you have a
chance to let them know how good you think you are!
My Volley.Brag.Swag volleyball tshirt designs are volleyball quotes,
slogans and sayings which allow you to just tell the world how
impressed you are with your own court playing ability.
You now have my permission to talk a little smack about yourself, off
Do it with style, with your mouth closed and wearing one of the
Volley.Brag.Swag volleyball slogans and quotes printed on top
name brand tshirts, sweatshirt sor hoodies.
Check out below some of the brag statements for each position.
Next to each statement is a link to the Volley Brag Swag volleyball tshirt
you can buy that has that particular quote or slogan on it.
Your blocks wont last cuz my spikes R on blast,
I may even rely on the ol' chizzy
As a sneaky "O" "H" who scores BIG POINTS
I use many ways to get busy
I'll aim for the seam, that hole in your block
that you and your teammate can't close
Don't leave the line, cuz that's where i shine
U can't stop the threat that i pose!
so your blockers closed the line, okay that's fine
hitting cross court is MY jam
since my first name is "Score" and my last is "Points"
U best respect the hitter that I am!
hitting by ME, iz not your Best option
in fact not an option at all
that set aint that fast
and me? U wont get past
just DO something else with THAT ball!
better think twice,
before paying the PRICE
of trying 2 hit past MY WALL
cuz when i put Up my block
U'll STOP all that talk
then guess where that Ballz goin' 2 fall?
my sets R on Lock, i can outsmart your block
in fact its Hard for Me to stay moot
About the many times your right side blocker
has been tricked by my teams half shoot
When my middles call the quick, that'll be your BIG regret
cuz i can dish it, dump it or Back set
Your block needs 2 b fast and should WATCH me real close
cuz I am the Queen of THIS Net!
i get why ur tryin' 2 hold back
u think under pressure i'll crack
ur waitin around 2 see me fall down
but that kind of tactic iz WHACK!
just go 2 zone 1 and serve Hard
i'll B waitin' right Here in Your Yard
i'll get Anywhere quick
my pass iz THAT sick
my precision will catch U off guard
Serve again, and try harder THIS time
dont choke, cuz that'd B a crime,
your aim iz quite rocky
no time 2 get cocky
I'll just show U how i pass this DIME!
Come on! You know you've been dying to tell the world something like
this in your own words!
Well now you can.
when i serve im clutch
xtreme pressure i adore
just watch my jump float
when i aim for zone 4
a clutch baller 2 the MAX
my serves force U 2 shank
im $ from zone One
now take THAT 2 the bank!
if its points that U want
then i am your Man
but if BEACH iz your game
then go work your tan
in THIS here match
im KING of INdoor
my lightning bolt serves
beat passers 2 the floor
just name the way
U wanna get Beat
then Hold your Shorts
cuz im Bringin' da Heat!
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